Pra3tor1an

You might think used tissue paper is recyclable, but it's snot.

"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory." --Leonard Nimoy's last tweet.

Idea: Like a roomba, but for shaving your face

Idea: Like a roomba, but for shaving your face

If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?

Just ordered some xenon hi-beam replacements on amazon. Finally, I'm going to get back at all those assholes that won't turn their brights off!

"DeToX", the modder who helped add Entity plugin support to Eschaton (among other things) was arrested for hacking the U.S. Military and Microsoft O_O http://www.halomods.com/ips/index.php?/topic/810-detox-arrested-holy-f/

Death is hereditary.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

moving out on my own for the first time today...exciting times.

What does the Scotland say? No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no...

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Making 002 watch Pulp Fiction for the first time.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.