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DeadHamster

God gives me money

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 I live alone, and as such am very often completely broke. However every single time that I need to find some money, I do. And even more I will find it in places that I've already looked, in pockets of jeans, in couch cushions, etc. 

 

today i was driving a jeep i just bought, thing is vaccum clean and i mean completely clean. Except for the 10 dollars under my seat. It wasnt there earlier when I was looking to scrounge up money, but it was there late tonight when I was hoping for something to eat. 

 

Last week it was in the couch. I checked it a day prior trying to add a few bucks to my wallet, but then when I was actually 100% out of cash there it was. 

 

 

Now, if this happened once or twice its coincidence. This happens all the fucking time. Constantly. Like 3-4 times a month, bare minimum, and only when I need it most. 

 

Its time to face the facts. God is real. And he's giving me money. 

 

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Nah, that's Satan making good on the deal you made with him when you were very drunk, for abundant wealth. However, he'll only give you a little bit at a time, while he takes a little bit of your soul at a time.

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If presented with a genie, do not wish for a million dollars or some other ridiculous amount.  Wish that any time you wanted to buy something, you would have exact change for it in your pocket.


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On 1/24/2017 at 6:56 AM, Skeezix the Cat said:

If presented with a genie, do not wish for a million dollars or some other ridiculous amount.  Wish that any time you wanted to buy something, you would have exact change for it in your pocket.

What if I wanted to buy a company? I'm pretty sure my pockets would explode and flood whatever space I'm standing in with a lot of cash.


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20 hours ago, Risk said:

What if I wanted to buy a company? I'm pretty sure my pockets would explode and flood whatever space I'm standing in with a lot of cash.

You could reword the wish.  Say, a written, valid check could appear.  I doubt you could walk in and just buy a company still, but you could just buy all the shares I guess.


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On January 26, 2017 at 5:11 AM, Skeezix the Cat said:

You could reword the wish.  Say, a written, valid check could appear.  I doubt you could walk in and just buy a company still, but you could just buy all the shares I guess.

 

The effect this would have on inflation would be devastating. 

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5 hours ago, Skeezix the Cat said:

If one person had it?



I would have a fleet of million dollar cars, several private Boeing 767 Jumbo Jets and multiple mansions. Imagine 10-15 million dollars being added to the supply every week.

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