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ChocolateGod: fucking eddie murphy

-=PWN=-reaply : B ]: lawlawlawl

-=PWN=-reaply : B ]: >listening to beezleboss

-=PWN=-reaply : B ]: >dad walks in

-=PWN=-reaply : B ]: >DEPRESSING

ChocolateGod: ITS A SIGN

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[01:57] Sceny ツ: Dad

[01:57] Sceny ツ: hi

[01:57] [Ninja'S] reaply: hi

[01:57] Sceny ツ: long time no speak

[01:57] [Ninja'S] reaply: how's your dirty whore wife

[01:57] Sceny ツ: Tucker is fine

[01:58] Sceny ツ: he only beats me on weekdays

[01:58] [Ninja'S] reaply: at least you have the weekends off

[01:59] Sceny ツ: no, my other wife sodomises me

[02:03] [Ninja'S] reaply: everyone needs some every now and then

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Tucker933: hott sex (NSFW)-

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/9122/img1659yg.jpg

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8572/img1695k.jpg

As7raios: ...

As7raios: I...

As7raios: I...

Tucker933: xD

As7raios: Is this yours?

Tucker933: i fucking wish lol

As7raios: Oh

As7raios: Pfft

As7raios: I was about to secretly convince Erynn to leave you so I could somehow convince you to fall in love with me

As7raios: You dodged a bullet there.

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13:09 - Tucker933: im going to call it a night

13:09 - Sceny ツ: but

13:09 - Sceny ツ: but

13:09 - Sceny ツ: but

13:09 - Tucker933: whatttt

13:09 - Tucker933: the spider still under your bed?

13:09 - Sceny ツ: im trying to get the 100th member

13:09 - Sceny ツ: so i can get that car

13:09 - Tucker933: xD really?

13:09 - Sceny ツ: yea

13:09 - Tucker933: <3

13:28 - Sceny ツ: When can i have my car?

13:29 - Tucker933: ill hand you your RC car next time i catch you skying outside my bedroom window

13:29 - Tucker933: spying*

13:29 - Sceny ツ: Aw yea!

13:37 - Tucker933: 101

13:37 - Sceny ツ: i dont suppose that gets me 2 cars?

13:38 - Tucker933: xD

13:38 - Tucker933: ill just get you a really badass RC car

13:38 - Sceny ツ: with 5 wheels?

13:38 - Tucker933: sure xD

13:38 - Sceny ツ: This has to be the best day of my life

13:39 - Tucker933: xD

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zf-55: im going to get pizza in about 10 minute

zf-55: minutes*

Haruhi: s

zf-55: pay with a 50

zf-55: because the bank only gave me 50 dollar bills

Haruhi: what the fuck kind of pizza is 50 dollars

zf-55: so i have $1000 in my wallet, all in 50 dollar bills

Haruhi: oh wait no you meant the money is 50 ok

Haruhi: holy shit

Haruhi: then you get mugged

zf-55: it would be my luck if i did

zf-55: Thats why i never leave the hosue

zf-55: house*

zf-55: she looked at me dumbstruck for a second when i said i didnt have a phone or facebook

Haruhi: wait you dont have facebook

Haruhi: what the fuck

zf-55: no, why?

Haruhi: that's like

Haruhi: the only way to talk to anyone because everyone is a fag that uses it

Haruhi: its like you only use it because other people only use it because other people use it

Haruhi: My friend doesnt have a phone when i told him to call me after the move

Haruhi: i was like

Haruhi: fml

Haruhi: afsgd

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<00:52:19> "Pandora": dance bitch dance

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Allakel: Hey, today is Friday the 13th!

Tucker933: I had a birthday on a Friday the 13th a few years ago

Allakel: Whoa, really? Hey, was mine ever on a Friday the 13th??

Tucker933: You weren't born on a 13 Kelly...

Allakel: Oh yeah, huh!

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6:03 PM - daniel the lovable rsgffghrgdgrt: didnt you want borderlands?

6:03 PM - zf-55: as a joke yes

6:03 PM - daniel the lovable rsgffghrgdgrt: ur a joke

6:03 PM - zf-55: UR A JOKE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS

6:04 PM - daniel the lovable rsgffghrgdgrt: UR A PIDGEON

6:04 PM - zf-55: ur a CAKE

6:04 PM - daniel the lovable rsgffghrgdgrt: ur a GAY

6:04 PM - zf-55: UR A quantum entanglement

6:04 PM - daniel the lovable rsgffghrgdgrt: UR A qwerty

6:04 PM - zf-55: UR A warning: end of world

6:05 PM - daniel the lovable rsgffghrgdgrt: UR A [redacted]

6:05 PM - zf-55: UR A--------------------------- warning, system crash. Please reboot.

6:05 PM - daniel the lovable rsgffghrgdgrt: UR A -standby activated-

6:06 PM - zf-55: UR A--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

6:06 PM - daniel the lovable rsgffghrgdgrt: what the fuck are we doing

6:06 PM - zf-55: no idea

6:06 PM - zf-55: seemed fun at the time

daniel the lovable rsgffghrgdgrt has changed their name to daniel the lovable zf.

6:06 PM - daniel the lovable zf: i am winrar

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<00:52:19> "Pandora": dance bitch dance

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[01:56] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: SHIT SON

[01:56] том :ᴟ: hi mom

[01:56] том :ᴟ: Y R U SWEARING

[01:56] том :ᴟ: lolol

[01:57] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: I JUST GOT NEWS

[01:57] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: IM PREGNANT

[01:57] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: YOUR GOING TO HAVE A BABY DEMON BROTHER

[01:57] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: YOU'RE, EVEM.

[01:57] том :ᴟ: inb4

[01:57] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: EVEN, EVEN.

[01:57] том :ᴟ: jm the father

[01:57] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: wincest

[01:57] том :ᴟ: im*

[01:58] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: brother is the dad

[01:58] том :ᴟ: :D

[01:58] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: winception

[01:58] том :ᴟ: hawt

[01:58] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: YOU'RE PREGNANT!

[01:58] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: CONGRATULATIONS

[01:58] том :ᴟ: is the baby a girl demon

[01:58] том :ᴟ: it should be a girl

[01:58] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: we can fix this.

[01:58] том :ᴟ: demon magic!

[01:58] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: and a rubber band!

[01:58] том :ᴟ: woah

[01:59] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: you ever seen an animal get castrated?

[01:59] том :ᴟ: no

[01:59] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: its... special

[01:59] том :ᴟ: :S

[01:59] том :ᴟ: :D

[01:59] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: they wrap a rubber band around the nuts

[01:59] том :ᴟ: i

[01:59] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: and then you have two options

[01:59] том :ᴟ: dont think i want to know

[01:59] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: you can leave it and eventually it will fall off

[01:59] том :ᴟ: any more

[01:59] том :ᴟ: :D

[01:59] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: or you can pull them down

[01:59] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: and bite them

[01:59] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: and rip them out

[01:59] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: :D!

[01:59] * том :ᴟ stares at you

[01:59] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: so anyway

[01:59] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: demon castration

[01:59] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: similar.

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(His mum was using his computer at the time)

[10:33] Sceny ツ: Hey sexy ;)

[10:38] »-Ʀeeὶὶkѳ-«™‭: lawl

[10:38] »-Ʀeeὶὶkѳ-«™‭: its me

[10:38] »-Ʀeeὶὶkѳ-«™‭: mums gone

[10:38] Sceny ツ: but dood

[10:39] Sceny ツ: i wanted to talk to your mom :(

[10:39] »-Ʀeeὶὶkѳ-«™‭: xD

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[21:43] Sceny ツ: i have

[21:43] Sceny ツ: bbq curry noodles

[21:45] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: i have subway!

[21:47] Sceny ツ: I HAVE A PENIS

[21:47] Sceny ツ: oops

[21:47] Sceny ツ: that was a secret :X

[21:47] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: wanna stick your penis in my subway

[21:48] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: if you know what i mean

[21:48] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: it'll be like american pie

[21:48] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: but with a sandwhich :D

[21:49] Sceny ツ: Yea

[21:49] Sceny ツ: But i wont be doing you any favors

[21:49] Sceny ツ: like adding mayo

[21:49] Sceny ツ: or sour sauce :o

[21:49] MAX F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: but thats the best part

[21:51] Sceny ツ: Maybe then

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