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[00:58] As7raios: I only have two emotions: Dick is hard and dick is soft

[00:59] Sectumsempra ( ° ͜ʖ° ): what if its chubbed

[00:59] As7raios: Never

[00:59] Sectumsempra ( ° ͜ʖ° ): but

[00:59] Sectumsempra ( ° ͜ʖ° ): the period between soft and hard

[00:59] As7raios: There is no period in between

[00:59] Sectumsempra ( ° ͜ʖ° ): how do you go between the two then

[01:00] As7raios: http://i.imgur.com/5OwNX76.gif

 

im fucking dying, that's the perfect image for everything

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[1/19/14, 9:43:29 AM] ------------: u gonna watch the 49's VS. seahawks game?

[1/19/14, 9:43:41 AM] <me>: Is that a Halo game?

[1/19/14, 9:43:56 AM] ------------: no itss FOOTBALLL

[1/19/14, 9:44:08 AM] <me>: oh, the last time I watched football was the first time I tried watching it

[1/19/14, 9:44:19 AM] ------------: oh

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talking about Mass effect. 

 

ZF-85: you went from one, to two, back to one.

ZF-85: the fuck are you doing?

Piedead: I just beat 2

ZF-85: ah

Piedead: so back two one to get a level 60 sheppy to import back into 2

ZF-85: so then, in 50 years you can import your 2 shep, into 3 when valve buys EA

Piedead: 

Piedead: And maybe this time I will not lose anyone in 2

ZF-85: you lose people in 2? i only ever lose that dlc merc guy because you always do if you are paragon because he's a dick

Piedead: I lost the fish D:

ZF-85: wait, the pet fish? or the guy who's dieing

ZF-85: you can loose both

Piedead: the pet fish

Piedead: I actually lost nobody in the suicide mission

ZF-85: oh, if you beat the game with them alive, half way through 3, if kelly is alive, she gives them back

Piedead: I managed that because I knew it was coming because before I bought ME and ME2 I already spoiled myself a bit <.<

ZF-85: see, you did the thing i didnt

ZF-85: you got them through steam, and noticed there was no 3

ZF-85: i noticed there was no 3, so i got them through origin

ZF-85: by that logic, i should be playing renegade shep with everyone dead

Piedead is now Online.

ZF-85: well, i cant play again untill tonight

Piedead: KEEL ALL TEH PEEPZ

ZF-85: cant.

Piedead: INCLUDING SHEPPY

Piedead: >

ZF-85: cant.

Piedead: 

ZF-85: not till probably 9 pm tonight

ZF-85: so, nine and a half hours

Piedead: Maybe I should do dat to ma Sheppy

Piedead: What can go wrong? 

ZF-85: before i lost everything on my desktop, i started recording mass effect and putting it on youtube

ZF-85: i had gotten untill shep just got to citadel

ZF-85: i had to get back to that, so very very lucky that i wasnt far in

ZF-85: now i cant play untill tonight, when no one will bug me or yell.

ZF-85: i prefer not having other people getting picked up by the mic

Piedead: I also tricked all teh peeps

Piedead: They think they are calling me by my last name

Piedead: but I fewled them all

Piedead: By naming my Shepard Shepard

Piedead: >

ZF-85: by the way, the videos i want to/am doing will be for the entire series, including 3, wat

ZF-85: Sheppy shepp

Piedead: Commander Shepard Shepard

Piedead: Best name

ZF-85: Hello, i'm commander Shepard Badass Shepard

ZF-85: you may call me, destroyer of reapers, sheppy, or "SON OF A BITCH I BROKE MY KEYBOARD"

Piedead: My Sheppy b paragon

Piedead: So he will keel all teh reaparz wif kindness

 

warning: wall of text incoming.    



[23:35] <kiloran> whats up party people!

[23:36] <Anthony> jatt is giving out free invisible cake.

[23:38] <kiloran> sweet

[23:38] <kiloran> but i bet its poison

[23:39] <Anthony> no, it's just laced with essance of creation.

[23:39] <Anthony> just dont eat too much or you will accidentally will a boulder into existance.

[23:43] <kiloran> hmm

[23:43] <kiloran> wish we did have that shit lol

[23:43] <kiloran> id have my own world muahahahah!

[23:43] <kiloran> yea im a god game lover if you couldnt tell

[23:43] <kiloran> my dream is to live for all eternity!

[23:44] <Anthony> my dream is to be immortal and not have a body, that way i can just watch everything happen. for all time.

[23:44] <kiloran> h

[23:44] <kiloran> hmm*

[23:44] <kiloran> so you wanna be a digital being then?

[23:44] <kiloran> computer style :P

[23:45] <Anthony> no, those only last as long as their hardware or software exists

[23:45] <Anthony> i mean more like a conciousness without a form.

[23:45] <Anthony> no physical ties whatsoever

[23:45] <kiloran> hmm not entirely true im quite certain a system could be developed that could harbor the human consciouness in a safe infinite system that could repair itself

[23:45] <kiloran> ah so you want to evolve to a state of pure energy then?

[23:46] <Anthony> kind of, but even energy fades eventually.

[23:46] <kiloran> not at all energy cannot be lost only changed

[23:47] <Anthony> you're assuming that because it is true in this reality, who said i wanted to only see one?

[23:47] <kiloran> thats why i wish more people would look into a device that could transform the energy around us into matter

[23:47] <kiloran> ah thats fair diffrent universe diffrent rules i suppose

[23:47] <kiloran> however that sounds boring i want a body that i can interact with the galaxy/universe based on human development of course thats assumeing that we dont all kill each other in a few years :P

[23:49] <Anthony> let me try to explain this, i want to see a story, from every angle. from every viewpoint possible.

[23:49] <kiloran> hmm so you want to be omnipotent knowing and seeing all eh?

[23:49] <Anthony> say a book were not just written from the point of view of one person, but each chapter or section was the begginning to end from anyone involved

[23:50] <Anthony> you could quite literally gain a perfect understanding of it.

[23:51] <kiloran> i see intrigueing still i would put little stock in my own existance if i was just observeing for the rest of eternity quite boring i do want to see in what ways humanity will develop however i also want to poke and probe in diffrent ways and work out how to change things when i want something about society at that point to change

[23:51] <kiloran> and if i lived a few thousand years with cryo sleep in between im sure i wouldnt get bored of life

[23:52] <kiloran> also i know its from a game but it is potentially possible at some point that id want to create the protheon world in halo 4 :P that thing was awesome a self created world with life on it and protected by a unbreakable shell

[23:53] <Anthony> if you wanted to skip entire thousands of years and be alive with cryo, you could probably only see an hour of every month or so.

[23:53] <kiloran> no

[23:53] <kiloran> not skip thousands of years o.o

[23:53] <Anthony> not skip

[23:53] <Anthony> didnt mean to type that word

[23:53] <Anthony> live was what i ment

[23:54] <kiloran> well i mean i would want to sleep for 20 years or so at a time while my computers would continually gather all data and significant events and when i wake up it would brief me on all the newest date stay awake fro 10 years and then if i wasnt bored stay awake till i was

[23:54] <kiloran> if i was bored sleep another 10 or 20

[23:55] <kiloran> but i woulnt sleep in a regular underground base or something id pick a quiet little moon a good ways away from the planets that are inhabited in case of the potential alien attack i wouldnt be killed in my sleep

[23:56] <Anthony> erm, yeah you would if they have any way of detecting heat or energy.

[23:56] <kiloran> sadly when i tell others that i want to literally live forever they just look at me like im insane or something

[23:56] <kiloran> once im in cryosleep so to speak no maintanence would be needed

[23:57] <kiloran> the computers would power up once a year for a few days to harvest intelligence off the future Internet space web but other then that no power heat even air would be non existant so detection is highly unlikely

[23:58] <Anthony> if theres no power, theres no system in place to sustain life for large ammounts of time.

[23:58] <kiloran> not to mention that i intend to make it subterranian so not visible from the surface each time i sleep id seal the hole going down into the base with a few back doors in the event that idk a meteor shower or such hit and blocked my escape

[23:58] <Anthony> thats the flaw though, entrances and exits

[23:59] <Anthony> you want to be undetected, you literally cannot have them.

[23:59] <kiloran> if i seal it with rock at the entrance i could

[23:59] <Anthony> you would have to be in the core of a moon, sealed, and blreak it open every time

[23:59] <kiloran> yup

[23:59] <kiloran> thats the plan

[23:59] <kiloran> with a drilling/lazer way to get out in case of all sealed

[23:59] <Anthony> unless you have some badass heatsinks for whatever is generating support power then you would cook yoruself

[23:59] <Anthony> yourself*

[00:00] <kiloran> not at all most moons are not molten cores

[00:00] <kiloran> however

[00:00] <kiloran> most cores are iron

[00:01] <kiloran> granted moons arent always safe so not entirely sure maybe id find a planet instead or something hmm but the basic idea is find a suitable place dig in build the bunker to protect me and set it with a list of reasons to wake me up and to extract info once or twice a year

[00:01] <Anthony> its just, with my limited viewpoind of current technology i just dont see it as possible to create something like that.

[00:01] <kiloran> oh no lol this is hundreds of years in the future 

[00:01] <kiloran> maybe 1000 years even

[00:02] <Anthony> and you would live to that level of technology how?

[00:02] <Anthony> you would HAVE to start from within current lifetime

[00:02] <kiloran> their working on anti age cures atm

[00:02] <Anthony> so thats a problem in itself.

[00:02] <Anthony> anti aging does not eliminate most natural and unatural causes of death.

[00:02] <kiloran> so if i can live to that point when there are the cures which may take another 20-50 years

[00:03] <kiloran> true it wont keep me safe from accidents/someone running up and offing me

[00:03] <kiloran> but with the elimination of age baring unnatural events i could potentially live forever

[00:04] <kiloran> and farther down the line its probley a pipe dream but i want to have nanites in my body convert my bones and skin to graphene if possible

[00:05] <kiloran> graphene atm is the hardest most durable material known to exist from what ive read about it and as such very little would kill you

[00:05] <kiloran> most certainly internal trauma couldd still hurt you possibly kill you but you couldnt get shot for example

[00:05] <kiloran> itd still probley hurt :P but would not penetrate

[00:06] <Anthony> you could still get shot, and the impact would push in, putting pressure on you, that could still cause severe internal trauma.

[00:06] <kiloran> true but with nanites in your blood stream they could in theory rapidly repair any damage to tissue

[00:06] <Anthony> with what material

[00:07] <kiloran> no need for any in that scenario

[00:07] <kiloran> nothing has been lost

[00:07] <kiloran> break down the cells repair them

[00:07] <UncleAFK> suddenly, chatting

[00:07] <kiloran> pai!

[00:07] *** UncleAFK changed nick to UnclePaiPai

[00:07] <kiloran> hes back antony get the mallet

[00:07] <UnclePaiPai> scuae me, reading backlog

[00:07] <kiloran> hmm?

[00:07] * Anthony slaps UnclePaiPai with a large smelly trout

[00:07] <kiloran> well...close eneough

[00:07] <Anthony> couldnt find the mallet, used a fish instaid.

[00:08] <Anthony> i think i traded the mallet for silver last time i played civ with jatt.

[00:08] <kiloran> hmm never played civ

[00:08] <Anthony> you should, its fun.

[00:09] <kiloran> i might when i get my new pc

[00:09] <kiloran> its on order

[00:09] <Anthony> takes forever though, not something you play if you only have an hour spare.

[00:09] <kiloran> atm i have nothing but time

[00:09] <kiloran> hard to find a job

[00:09] <UnclePaiPai> I r pwayin as Mengsk 

[00:09] <Anthony> same.

[00:10] <kiloran> if i didnt have a gf id say fuck it and go work in the oil field my relative works on a supply boat in the gulf

[00:10] <kiloran> 300 bucks a day 12 hour shift but no real work till your at the dock or a rig and 24 hour food so good points and bad

[00:11] <Anthony> i'm just trying to avoid working in a tool shop, but sadly thats all the avalible jobs arround here.

[00:11] <kiloran> yea i tried a lot of places put apps in but i couldnt really find shit i mean id ask all the people they said things like no we dont need any help or

[00:11] <kiloran> we just let the christmas extra's go

[00:12] <kiloran> and a few places said HA we havent had to hire anyone in 2 years i was like O.O

[00:12] <kiloran> this is...not a good sign lol and it was like that everywhere i went

[00:12] <UnclePaiPai> Oddly enough, professional waffle eating is not a skill that is useful for job hunting

[00:12] <Anthony> hey, at least those places are still there :P

[00:13] <kiloran> there is a new shopping mall kinda thing opening around here before to long maybe i could go snag a job there before others do but *rubs my head* trying to fin one is killing me -.- been job hunting 3 or 4 days got apps in most people say they havent hired in months for the big corporations so meh

[00:13] <UnclePaiPai> but, in real life, I blew it at the job fair :(

[00:13] <kiloran> true a lot of buisness's around here closed down

[00:13] <kiloran> no way pai what happened 

[00:14] <UnclePaiPai> My resume is bad and I feel bad

[00:14] <kiloran> and i think if waffle eating was a skill id murder you in a competition >.>

[00:14] <kiloran> i loves my waffles

[00:14] <kiloran> eh dont worry about it man

[00:14] <kiloran> your in college better then me

[00:14] <Anthony> kiloran, have you ever seen an entire mall be demolished, going from full of stores, to empty, to giant parking lot in just a year?

[00:14] <kiloran> yes actually happened when i was a kid

[00:14] <UnclePaiPai> My resume says, "Uncle PaiPai, professional waffle eater"

[00:14] <UnclePaiPai> The recruiters look at it, then look at me strangly

[00:15] <Anthony> sounds like we live in places in a similar state then.

[00:15] <kiloran> uh really?

[00:15] <UnclePaiPai> Then quickly go to the next candidate

[00:15] <kiloran> id laugh if you really put that on there man :P

[00:16] <kiloran> and yea but its like that all over places that been in buisness 40 years or more at times closed down economy sucks

[00:16] <UnclePaiPai> It's a recession

[00:16] <kiloran> tomatoe tomato

[00:16] <kiloran> we just keep printing up more money and all that jazz to many things to cope against in the economy at some point its gonna fail

[00:17] <kiloran> i dont think we should ahve ever got off teh gold system

[00:17] <kiloran> boy thats a horrible sentence but eh

[00:17] <UnclePaiPai> I disagree

[00:17] <Anthony> well, its 12:17 AM. i'm going to sleep soon.

[00:17] <UnclePaiPai> Personally, I believe some inflation is fine, and some deficit spending is fine

[00:17] <UnclePaiPai> but, we b havin tew much

[00:18] <kiloran> oh the bad news about the new pc btw was that it will take a week to a week and a half to get here sadface but least its in the works

[00:18] <UnclePaiPai> however, it's still not that bad

[00:18] <Anthony> paipai

[00:18] <Anthony> http://www.usdebtclock.org/

[00:18] <UnclePaiPai> The main thing is that the economy just has it's ups and downs sometimes

[00:18] <kiloran> hmm well i think the best bet at this point would be to limit the banks and people

[00:18] <UnclePaiPai> Look at Japan's naational debt

[00:18] <kiloran> for example limit each person to haveing only at max a 1million dollar salary

[00:20] <UnclePaiPai> However, I do agree that we are running a higher deficit then wwe should

[00:20] <kiloran> buisness's can have 10billion in the banks with higher limits based on the buisness of course but the rest would be channeled right into the economy

[00:21] <kiloran> but then again im no economist so dunno and pai its been to high since bush was in office

[00:21] <kiloran> well before them really

[00:22] <kiloran> idk really how we can wind up spending so freaking much money every year spending trillionsi know the military takes up a lot but come one D: its ridiculous

[00:22] Anthony is [email protected] Anthony

[00:22] Anthony is connecting from [email protected] 72.23.125.231

[00:22] Anthony on #idle #gai 

[00:22] Anthony using APIServers. APIServers IRC

[00:22] Anthony idle 218, signed on Thu Feb 06 22:14:18 2014

[00:22] <UnclePaiPai> It's been high since Regen

[00:22] <UnclePaiPai> well, in general

[00:22] <UnclePaiPai> CLinton actually ran a surplus

[00:23] <UnclePaiPai> or was it Carter?

[00:23] <UnclePaiPai> ...

[00:23] <kiloran> i dont recall

[00:23] <UnclePaiPai> The one before Bush

[00:23] <kiloran> carter probley

[00:23] <kiloran> since reagan its just been growing i dont think we ever went back into the black

[00:24] <UnclePaiPai> The president before Bush did run a surplus for a few years

[00:24] <UnclePaiPai> Then Bush come into office and stopped it


[00:25] <Anthony> there needs to be a rule where if two presidents have the same last name, any after the first have to include the first name.

[00:25] <Anthony> and on that note, goodnight.

[00:25] <UnclePaiPai> goodnight

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Me: Fucking miscellaneous objects

Jordan: What

Me: Is it empty?

Jordan: Ya man

Me: You sure?

Jordan: It is.

 

Apparently my conversation with my brothers roommate while I was sleeping.

 

Just before this happened I apparently got up and shut some curtains. It was dark outside, there was no light.

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Me: Fucking miscellaneous objects

Jordan: What

Me: Is it empty?

Jordan: Ya man

Me: You sure?

Jordan: It is.

 

Apparently my conversation with my brothers roommate while I was sleeping.

 

Just before this happened I apparently got up and shut some curtains. It was dark outside, there was no light.

 

 

BUT YOU COULD FEEL THE BURNING LIGHT POURING INTO YOUR DREAMS


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Legion ツ: bazaar

Legion ツ: is fuck

Legion ツ: right now

Legion ツ: i cannot make it not fuck

Yao: so is beckpeck.tf

Legion ツ: load imposibl

Legion ツ: IT DIDNT FUCK

Legion ツ: IT IS FUCKING AGAIN

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Legion ツ: cannot trade you

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Yao: trade offer fuck fuck

Legion ツ: fuck my trade offer with fuck

Yao: ill fuck you fuck with my fuck you fuck

I was whining about the Steam servers being down the other day.

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10:17:38 <Sparky> joined


10:17:43 <Sparky> !


10:18:47 <Sparky> This is an exclaimed assertion!


10:19:37 <WindShooter> Calm ye'r tits brah


10:20:20 <Sparky> You have presented sexual identity misinformation.


10:21:27 <Sparky> Your sexual identity misinformation is presented in a most displeasingly unwarranted provocation.


10:22:52 <Sparky> Which means that either you have bad social interaction habits or you seek to convey your own sexual issues to me.


10:24:13 <WindShooter> I didn't ask for a biology lesson.


10:24:55 <Sparky> I'll take that as a farewell.


10:24:57 <Sparky> left


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12:34:53 PM Zero2: I'm going to go tell Tucker933 on youuuuuuuuuuuu

12:35:11 PM Zero2: Tucker933, nil_ was mean to me!

You are now known as Tucker933 (12:35:14 PM)

12:35:18 PM Tucker933: Permanent ban! YOU ARE A MAC USER

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