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[2:22:55 PM] Regina Opitz: NO I REFUSE

[2:23:02 PM] Erin: ????

[2:23:08 PM] Regina Opitz: Lololololololol

[2:23:09 PM] Regina Opitz: I unno

[2:23:12 PM] Erin: But why???

[2:23:18 PM | Edited 2:23:24 PM] Erin: it's just one more finger : (

[2:23:32 PM] Regina Opitz: Nibble on my niggas >:C

[2:23:46 PM] Erin: : ( Why don't you love me?

[2:23:57 PM] Regina Opitz: THERE IS

[2:23:59 PM] Regina Opitz: SOMEONE ELSE

[2:24:05 PM] Erin: : O

[2:24:08 PM] Erin: BUT BUT

[2:24:11 PM] Erin: WHY?

[2:24:17 PM] Erin: AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

[2:24:38 PM] Regina Opitz: brb

[2:24:39 PM] Regina Opitz: xD

[2:24:41 PM] Regina Opitz: gettin boys

[2:24:54 PM] Erin: lmfao, fine, go get your orgy going!!! Without me!!!!!


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More crazy facebook status convos between HK and I.

Fiance (Adam): Goodbye, Farewell and Amen Bonnaroo. (status on Facebook, that I liked)

HK: DON'T YOU LOOK AT HIM. HE HAS 13 PHDS, 14 LANGUAGES AND 15 PIECES OF PAPER UP HIS ASS.

Me: THOSE PIECES OF PAPER ARE BECAUSE HE SUCKS AT WIPING. IT'S TO KEEP HIS UNDIES CLEAN WHILE HE'S AWAY FROM HOME.

HK: NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT.

Me: WELL NOW THEY ALL DO. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW?

HK: WELL, SMARTASS, THE WORLD IS GONNA IMPLODE. HAPPY?

Me: YES. I AM. LET ME ENJOY THESE BATH SALTS...YOUR FACE LOOKS TASTY.

HK: OH GOD NO.

HK: STAY AWAY FR-laLBLCVBNM;ZLRGN;VZDFKLCVN;XCLKBN

Me: OM NOM NOM NOM

Me: I'M A JOMBIE

HK: -dead-

Me: -noms- HEY. GUESS WHAT, DEAD MEGAN. I CAN BE LIKE HANNIBAL LECTOR, AND WEAR YOUR FACE. PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU GOT SOME WEIRD DISEASE AND THEN THEY'LL WONDER WHY YOU'RE EATING THEIR FACES.

HK: OH MY GOSH, YOU LEAVE MY FACE ALONE YOU FLAPJACK ASSHOLE.

HK: ADAM, MAKE HER STOP.

Me: NOW I HAVE AN ASSHOLE MADE OF PANCAKES. WHEN WILL THE INSANITY STOP?

HK: WHEN I SAY IT DOES. THAT'S WHEN. WHATCHA GON DO? HUHHUHUHUHUH? YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.

Me: I'M GOING TO TURN INTO A CAT SO I CAN BECOME FLEXIBLE ENOUGH TO REACH AROUND AND EAT MY ASSHOLE MADE OF PANCAKES.

Me: THAT'S WHAT.

Me: WHY ARE WE STILL TYPING IN CAPS?

HK: OH. MY. GOSH. I AM LOLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

HK: I HAVE NO IDEA BUT I LIKE IT CAPTAIN BALLARMS.

Me: ME TOO, ADMIRAL DICKLEGS.

HK: THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS VERY GOOD.

Me: INDUBITABLY. http://www.madaboutmonocles.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/monocle-cat-full1.jpg

HK: SMASHING. http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/nigel-thornberry-beauty-beast-2.gif

Me: LOLOLOL

HK's cousin: ...

HK: AYY GIRL, I'M DEBATING, IF I SHOULD TAKE YOU HOOOOME. SHOULD I TAKE YOU HOOOOME? I DON'T MEAN TO KEEP YOU WAITIN. BUT I JUST GOTTA KNOW, IF YOU'RE READDDDYDYDYDYDYDY.

HK: Can you tell I'm bored?

Me: lolol Yeah.

Me: And you should totally take me home. ;)

Me: YOU DON'T NEED NO MAN, YOU A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN.

HK: Oh shawty, it. Is. Done.

HK: DAMN STRAIGHT MAMI, I DON NEED ME NO MAYN.

Me: OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAH GURL.

Me: OH NO YU DI'INT.

HK: DAAAAYUUUUUM. SHE GON GET BUCK WIT ME.

Me: lolololol

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[21:42] Sample Friend ツ: So you don't consider us as friends? not even acquaintances?

[21:43] Lance Vance: nope. you are like a third degree sister to me

[21:45] Sample Friend ツ: Well thats a bit... harsh?

[21:45] Lance Vance: if you want it to be

[21:46] Lance Vance: and you dont even know how much a third degree sister means to me anyway

[21:46] Sample Friend ツ: Sorry to say, but it doesn't sound very positive.

[21:47] Lance Vance: well make this math

[21:47] Lance Vance: degree over relation

[21:47] Lance Vance: bro means more than sister

[21:47] Lance Vance: sister means more than cousin

[21:48] Sample Friend ツ: so in theory, you're sexually attracted to me? :S

[21:49] Lance Vance: where did you take that conclusion from.

[21:49] Sample Friend ツ: well erm

[21:49] Sample Friend ツ: i heard incest was popular in your country, thats all :X

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Never tell your password to anyone.

****: h... hi?

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: hi

****: yessssss

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: what?

****: nothing lol

****: cya

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: ok

****: leter

****: after 20 sec i will be off

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: alright

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: seeya

****: off on live 2

****: 5

****: 4

****: 3

****: 2

****: ohh

****: + 20 sec

****: i will not be off if u didn't ask me to be off.

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: what

****: say be offline

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: Um

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: Why?

****: to be offline and sleep

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: Uh

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: I am so fucking confused

****: just say it

****: let me sleep

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: Why don't you just sleep them?

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: then*?

****: i can't if u didn't say it

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: ...?

****: or ask me to do it

****: say (be off

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: be off

****: forget the 9

****: (*

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: what

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: ok

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: be off

****: like that (be off not be off

Daniel The Lovable Kitten: (be off

****: lol thank u i will go to sleep now

Why does this happen to me?

Edited by Daniel

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[15:51] SnipeYa: but i couldnt do bad things to someone i dont know and dislike

[15:51] Sceny ツ: could you do bad things to me?

[15:51] SnipeYa: nah

[15:51] Sceny ツ: why

[15:51] Sceny ツ: D:

[15:51] SnipeYa: oh lord

[15:51] SnipeYa: just caught on

[15:51] SnipeYa: XS

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[3:22:38 AM] Jake: well

[3:22:42 AM] Jake: im glad i have you =p

[3:22:43 AM] Jake: thanks

[3:22:46 AM] Jake: i was panicing

[3:22:52 AM] Sudo: lol

[3:22:53 AM] Sudo: =p

[3:22:58 AM] Sudo: funny thing is

[3:23:02 AM] Sudo: I just got slightly inspired

[3:23:17 AM] Sudo: I've been messing with multi-threading in java =p

[3:23:25 AM] Sudo: then you appear

[3:23:25 AM] Sudo: and I'm like "Oh shit"

[3:23:41 AM] Sudo: "He has some other *simple* thing he needs"

[3:23:46 AM] Sudo: xD

[3:23:54 AM] Sudo: just like allllll the other simple things ;P


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[19:14]

<zf-55> so i was kicked in the balls this weekend because someone was sleepwalking

[19:14]

<@Macatord> lol ouch

[19:16]

<zf-55> was at our freinds cabin this weekend with 20 other people, some 16 year old from vegas was flirting with me all afternoon, i went to sleep in my tent at 11, and someone named christine took sleeping pills with beer. and was sleepwalking because of it

[19:16]

<Uncle_PaiPai> TMI!

[19:16]

<zf-55> so christine was wandering arround in her sleep, and was walking circles arround sarah's tent (sarah is the 16 year old) sarah heard the walking.

[19:17]

<zf-55> so the next morning she woke up and thought i was the one walking arround her tent

[19:17]

<zf-55> and kicked me in the balls.

[19:17]

<Akumaka> Sleeping pills and beer. lol.

[19:17]

<zf-55> took two hours to figure out what actually happened.

[19:17]

<Akumaka> Sarah better have given you a damn good apology. :3

[19:17]

<zf-55> i got a hug. does that count?

[19:18]

<Akumaka> ... meh. Good enough.

[19:18]

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[19:18]

<Uncle_PaiPai> Hullo Naz

[19:18]

<Nazdaq> Hello PaiPai

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