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You know the drill! Post funny chat conversations here! And let the lulz begin!

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HK: Can my name be Claudio?
kvasir123: Claudio Sanchez.
kvasir123: You can be Chez for short.
HK: Good.
kvasir123: But you have to speak in Spanish.
HK: ...
HK: Taco?
kvasir123: Perfect.
HK: IT'S FOOLPROOF.
kvasir123: Or even try
kvasir123: Gordita.
kvasir123: Or burrito.
kvasir123: MUCHO GORDITA BURRITO TACO

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Talking about how I felt:

[01:16] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: its like

[01:16] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: a cylandrical object

[01:16] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: going in circles

[01:17] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: a repettitive object

[01:17] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: repeating

[01:18] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: why can i think of cylandrical but not the word im thinking of

[01:18] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: YOU SHOULD NOT ABANDON BE

[01:18] том :ᴟ: are you high

[01:18] * том :ᴟ stares

[01:18] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: IN MY TIME OF TIRDNESS

[01:18] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: YES

[01:18] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: POSSIBLY

[01:19] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: no, the spinning ball is myself

[01:20] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: in an uncontrollable state of sleeping

[01:20] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: i wake but only to continue my rotation into sleep

[01:20] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: right now i'm awake

[01:20] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: but for how long until i roll again

[01:20] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: THAT IS THE QUESTION

[01:20] том :ᴟ: you realize

[01:20] том :ᴟ: you are making no sense

[01:20] том :ᴟ: rite

[01:20] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: i think i make perfect sense

[01:20] Max F̶R̶O̶T̶H̶Y̶ ☜(˚▽˚)☞: you just need to think like me

I was completely out of it last night. Worse part is my girlfriend started texting me being all deep and I was derped out.

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[10:52:48 PM] Jake: i 'accidently' gave erin some of my porn

[10:52:52 PM] Jake: then she raped me

[10:53:05 PM] Regina Opitz: LOL

This just shows how perverted Tucker, Reginasaurus and I really are xD We share everything :P


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Sceny ツ: my first take off :X

Sceny ツ: first water landing =D

Andrewbe: take off is easy

Andrewbe: flaps all the way extended

Andrewbe: throttle full

Andrewbe: air brake on

Andrewbe: parking brake on

Andrewbe: seatbelts off

Andrewbe: smoking allowed

Sceny ツ: you can choose how much fuel

Sceny ツ: xD

Sceny ツ: 1l

Sceny ツ: FLOP IN THE AIR

Andrewbe: lol

Andrewbe: lolol

Andrewbe: VROOOOOO---chug----chug------stall**

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[4:56:15 PM] Regina Opitz: YO

[4:56:31 PM] Erin: HEY

[4:56:37 PM] Regina Opitz: OMG SUP

[4:56:50 PM] Erin: OMG NUTHIN

[4:56:58 PM] Regina Opitz: OMG SWEET

[4:57:09 PM] Erin: OMG I KNOW

[6:11:37 PM] Regina Opitz: DOOD

[6:11:43 PM] Erin: DEWD

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Buddy Jesus: prepare your anus

FLUFFY PONE: okay

Cinna: let me get that for you

Buddy Jesus: bend over pls

Cinna prepares fluffy pones anus

FLUFFY PONE: okay

FLUFFY PONE takes ex-lax pill

FLUFFY PONE: fuck me really hard

FLUFFY PONE: mmmmmmmm

FLUFFY PONE: just like that

Cinna: no\

Cinna: no

Cinna: no

Cinna: no

Buddy Jesus: oh god there's shit everywhere

Yepperoni: you make me sick

Yepperoni: disgusting pigs


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Andrewbe: who is kata

Andrewbe: katana

Sceny ツ: my wife to be

Sceny ツ: arranged marriage :/

Andrewbe: ah lol

Andrewbe: seriously?

Sceny ツ: yea

Andrewbe: hrm

Andrewbe: how did that happen?

Sceny ツ: well... we gave her family a goat

Andrewbe: are you fucking witth me right now lol

Sceny ツ: and they gave me her hand in marriage

Andrewbe: you got a wife with a goat

Sceny ツ: Yea

Andrewbe: and youre 100% serious

Sceny ツ: 110%

Andrewbe: that sounds like a good ass deal on your part

Sceny ツ: no, we traded goat!!!

Andrewbe: youre fucking with me

Sceny ツ: Im not!!!

Andrewbe: i dont believe you lol

Sceny ツ: :\

Andrewbe: this sounds like something straight out of a movie hahaha

Andrewbe: if its true than that's fucking awesome

Sceny ツ: lol

Sceny ツ: its what they do in african countries

Sceny ツ: and other poor countries

Andrewbe: but youre in uk

Sceny ツ: borderline 3rd world country

Andrewbe: hmm

Andrewbe: do you live in a very agricultural part?

Sceny ツ: if only i knew what that ment

Andrewbe: farm

Andrewbe: fields

Andrewbe: not urban...vastly civilized

Andrewbe: rural

Sceny ツ: i live in a city :-)

Andrewbe: where does katana lvie

Sceny ツ: america xD

Andrewbe: youre fucking with me this whole time!

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Sceny ツ: You've taken this whole opinion thing too far. I would've been happy with a "good luck"... Well just for that, i'm becoming hetrosexual again.

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