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Greetings Earthlings - Resistence is Futile

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I'll permit you to stay. You're welcome to make yourself at home but know this... there are eyes everywhere. Eyes... Everywhere...

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"You fix my mistakes is what you do." - Tucker
"You're useless." - Tucker 2 minutes later

"You're sort of cool in some ways." - 002

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Welcome to Planet Tucker of the 933 system.  I hope you enjoy your stay, but please do avoid sexual contact with the native races of the planet.  They have a tendency to be...all male.*  You may wish to visit other planets if you fancy yourself an occasional female.


*I know there are actual females on the site.  I'm not saying they're male.  I'm saying Tucker is gay and if he had his own planet, it'd be all male.

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