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PerfectDark

Let me tell you a story

So ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming to my story telling. Come sit down on the rug, and take off your damn shoes, I don't know where you've been.
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One sunny day I spy a girl walking down the street and I go talk to her.
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And we hit it off!
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We talked about lots of random crazy things. Like KFC
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she liked talking about her Corgi
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And I said "Do you like to play with Balls".
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I meant Billiards.
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So I asked if she'd like to go to dinner and she agreed.
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I could tell she liked meat. I asked if she'd like to go back to my place, and then she totally agreed.
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We had a night of fun biggrin.png
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Nine months later she calls me.
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She has some news.
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My new residents of the apartment I lived in have some news for her.

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Now they know why they fear the Perfection. Now they know why they're afraid of the Dark.
 

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