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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Bosnian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Arkans Tigers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Ustase, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Kebab Remover in the entire Serbian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another turk. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Balkans, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, turk. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Balkans and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Turk scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your race. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Vojska Srbije and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Bosnu. I will shit kebab all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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