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  1. WaeV liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in Guests can't see H1 Modding Section   
    That section becomes inacessible after logging out. Reappears when I log into my account.
     
     
  2. WaeV liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in Guests can't see H1 Modding Section   
    That section becomes inacessible after logging out. Reappears when I log into my account.
     
     
  3. WaeV liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in Guests can't see H1 Modding Section   
    That section becomes inacessible after logging out. Reappears when I log into my account.
     
     
  4. Tucker933 liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in Birds of prey spread bush fires deliberately   
    Soooo, clearly the only plasubible solution is to kill all birds.
  5. Tucker933 liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in Halo: Revolution   
    Yeah Tucker gets jealous if I don't post for a month or two, then my inbox gets smaller. I'll just delete all his old love letters, that'll clear up plenty of room.
     
     
    Feel free to try again NeX.
  6. Tucker933 liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in Halo: Revolution   
    Yeah Tucker gets jealous if I don't post for a month or two, then my inbox gets smaller. I'll just delete all his old love letters, that'll clear up plenty of room.
     
     
    Feel free to try again NeX.
  7. Tucker933 liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in Halo: Revolution   
    Yeah Tucker gets jealous if I don't post for a month or two, then my inbox gets smaller. I'll just delete all his old love letters, that'll clear up plenty of room.
     
     
    Feel free to try again NeX.
  8. Vuthakral liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in SmG ruined Halo   
    You're tricking someone into joining your server by making it look like it's full when really there's nobody there. The guy joins hoping to play a game and instead wanders around an empty map. If you don't 'personally find that wrong', you're a tool. The reason there's an option to ignore empty servers is because people don't want to join an empty server. They want to play a game.
     

    LOL, what is he some kind of super-villain? Does he have a death-ray I should be frightened of? I'll make sure the Fantastic 4 are aware. 
  9. Legion liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in Strange Pepsi ad that has nothing to do with Pepsi   
    Fuck man you got me to watch it.
    How long have you worked for them Risk? That's clever marketing there on your part; "Hey guys watch this really strange advertisement for Pepsi why would they make this?"
  10. DeadHamster liked a post in a topic by Risk in Strange Pepsi ad that has nothing to do with Pepsi   
    I'm just trying to inform people about the alien invasion, so we can all continue enjoying buying two liters of Mountain Dew®, and getting Doritos® Cool Ranch® or Nacho Cheese® flavors for half off with our next purchase!
  11. Legion liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in Strange Pepsi ad that has nothing to do with Pepsi   
    Fuck man you got me to watch it.
    How long have you worked for them Risk? That's clever marketing there on your part; "Hey guys watch this really strange advertisement for Pepsi why would they make this?"
  12. WaeV liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in FAQ   
    Hm. Well...maybe I can't neg-rep you TCK. But I can like an old post of yours and then immediately unlike it.
    So then you get that notification, and you come to the thread wondering what it was that I liked, and then you're confused. I didn't like any of your posts, there's nothing there at all.
    Then you check another page, thinking maybe the topic got shifted, posts got deleted perhaps... But there's nothing. I didn't like ANY of your posts, so you check your PM again, and the web address matches up. You go back to the thread, and it's the right post number but I've clearly not liked this post.
    And at this point you've wasted like 10 minutes trying to figure this shit out before you either give up or think to yourself "maybe he unliked it, I dunno man fuck this I'm done".
    So yeah, I can't neg rep you, but wasting a small bit of your life is just as good.
  13. TCK liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in FAQ   
    Well fuck, it took me significantly longer to write that up than it did for you to reply...
    Sooo, this kind of backfired and somehow you managed to not only avoid neg-rep, but also waste a bit of my life instead.....I need to review this and try again.
  14. WaeV liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in What did you do today?   
    Instead of sleeping last night, I spent 6 hours running through sales documents and devising a 'plan-o-gram' for my Hotel's Lobby Market. We have some issues keeping stocked with inventory and keeping the display organized, I hope to help those issues with this;

    That's the Hotel's highest selling/most profitable items, in the best arrangement I could come up with. Healthier options are higher where an adult's line of sight is, whereas the more junk-food items are lower on par with a child's line of sight.
    My staple items (Lays/Fritos/Cheetos) are going to sell no matter where I place them, if somebody purchases those it's because that's what they wanted in the first place, nobody debates over items and then goes with Potato chips. I keep those high up and out of the way so other items can take front stage.
    Saltier Items take up the Left half of the Display, Sweet items are on the right half.
    The left half's packaging is also warmer in tone, whereas the right is cooler (red vs blue). Helps slowly guide the eye over products, as opposed to a hodgepodge of colors that have you looking from one bag to the next without actually looking at them.
    Now I just gotta print out a few copies, wrap together a little spiel for why this should be implemented and present it to management tomorrow...well, actually, today. 8 hours from now.
    And at some point I should probably fit some sleep in.
  15. Krazychic liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in What did you do today?   
    I printed out sales totals for the year, and then for each of the past two months so I could compare what sold well recently to throughout the year.
    They literally have no systems in place for ordering or stock requirements, it's maddening. Someone just places an order once a month, and they don't even bother to look at what's in stock. Since nothing was organized/planned though, it wouldn't matter if they did check because they wouldn't know what the hell is supposed to be there anyway.
    I've elected to take over the ordering/stocking of the whole thing just so that I can get it running proper. We still make great money off it, but it's always a mess.
    A perfect example; We have up these "Potato Straws";

    We've sold less than 10 all year, but they won't remove them because "what else will we do with them?". Instead of tossing them and taking a 10-15 dollar loss and selling something that'll earn revenue twice that in a month, they keep those there and waste an inventory slot.
    As an update though, they loved it.
  16. 002 liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in First reactions to Halo 5   
    But son, they made sure it's always 60FPS!
    It may look like shit, but it's rendering that shit-looking thing 60 times in a second. Isn't that worth a trade off in quality?
    Me personally, I'd settle for Super-FX level graphics, so long as it's at 60FPS. That's obviously the primary concern here.
  17. WaeV liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in What did you do today?   
    Instead of sleeping last night, I spent 6 hours running through sales documents and devising a 'plan-o-gram' for my Hotel's Lobby Market. We have some issues keeping stocked with inventory and keeping the display organized, I hope to help those issues with this;

    That's the Hotel's highest selling/most profitable items, in the best arrangement I could come up with. Healthier options are higher where an adult's line of sight is, whereas the more junk-food items are lower on par with a child's line of sight.
    My staple items (Lays/Fritos/Cheetos) are going to sell no matter where I place them, if somebody purchases those it's because that's what they wanted in the first place, nobody debates over items and then goes with Potato chips. I keep those high up and out of the way so other items can take front stage.
    Saltier Items take up the Left half of the Display, Sweet items are on the right half.
    The left half's packaging is also warmer in tone, whereas the right is cooler (red vs blue). Helps slowly guide the eye over products, as opposed to a hodgepodge of colors that have you looking from one bag to the next without actually looking at them.
    Now I just gotta print out a few copies, wrap together a little spiel for why this should be implemented and present it to management tomorrow...well, actually, today. 8 hours from now.
    And at some point I should probably fit some sleep in.
  18. WaeV liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in What did you do today?   
    Instead of sleeping last night, I spent 6 hours running through sales documents and devising a 'plan-o-gram' for my Hotel's Lobby Market. We have some issues keeping stocked with inventory and keeping the display organized, I hope to help those issues with this;

    That's the Hotel's highest selling/most profitable items, in the best arrangement I could come up with. Healthier options are higher where an adult's line of sight is, whereas the more junk-food items are lower on par with a child's line of sight.
    My staple items (Lays/Fritos/Cheetos) are going to sell no matter where I place them, if somebody purchases those it's because that's what they wanted in the first place, nobody debates over items and then goes with Potato chips. I keep those high up and out of the way so other items can take front stage.
    Saltier Items take up the Left half of the Display, Sweet items are on the right half.
    The left half's packaging is also warmer in tone, whereas the right is cooler (red vs blue). Helps slowly guide the eye over products, as opposed to a hodgepodge of colors that have you looking from one bag to the next without actually looking at them.
    Now I just gotta print out a few copies, wrap together a little spiel for why this should be implemented and present it to management tomorrow...well, actually, today. 8 hours from now.
    And at some point I should probably fit some sleep in.
  19. 002 liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in First reactions to Halo 5   
    But son, they made sure it's always 60FPS!
    It may look like shit, but it's rendering that shit-looking thing 60 times in a second. Isn't that worth a trade off in quality?
    Me personally, I'd settle for Super-FX level graphics, so long as it's at 60FPS. That's obviously the primary concern here.
  20. DiSiAC liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in First reactions to Halo 5   
    I've come to the realization that I've nearly grown out of Video Games. I won't be getting another console for certain, so I won't ever have a reaction to H5.
    Oh, except for of course my "They got rid of local multiplayer, what the actual shit is that?"
    Yeah, that's my reaction then, fuck this game and fuck 343/Microsoft for being so transparently fucking greedy. Hitler himself was more subtle in "Mein Kampf", at least he could come up with a half-assed excuse instead of "Oh, the resolution adjusts to make the framerate consistent."
    What the fuck does that have to do with LAN? But I digress, yeah too old for this shit. I got to see the prime of Video Games, everything from here out is just a dirty cash-grab and I'm good on that.
  21. WaeV liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in What did you do today?   
    Instead of sleeping last night, I spent 6 hours running through sales documents and devising a 'plan-o-gram' for my Hotel's Lobby Market. We have some issues keeping stocked with inventory and keeping the display organized, I hope to help those issues with this;

    That's the Hotel's highest selling/most profitable items, in the best arrangement I could come up with. Healthier options are higher where an adult's line of sight is, whereas the more junk-food items are lower on par with a child's line of sight.
    My staple items (Lays/Fritos/Cheetos) are going to sell no matter where I place them, if somebody purchases those it's because that's what they wanted in the first place, nobody debates over items and then goes with Potato chips. I keep those high up and out of the way so other items can take front stage.
    Saltier Items take up the Left half of the Display, Sweet items are on the right half.
    The left half's packaging is also warmer in tone, whereas the right is cooler (red vs blue). Helps slowly guide the eye over products, as opposed to a hodgepodge of colors that have you looking from one bag to the next without actually looking at them.
    Now I just gotta print out a few copies, wrap together a little spiel for why this should be implemented and present it to management tomorrow...well, actually, today. 8 hours from now.
    And at some point I should probably fit some sleep in.
  22. DiSiAC liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in First reactions to Halo 5   
    I've come to the realization that I've nearly grown out of Video Games. I won't be getting another console for certain, so I won't ever have a reaction to H5.
    Oh, except for of course my "They got rid of local multiplayer, what the actual shit is that?"
    Yeah, that's my reaction then, fuck this game and fuck 343/Microsoft for being so transparently fucking greedy. Hitler himself was more subtle in "Mein Kampf", at least he could come up with a half-assed excuse instead of "Oh, the resolution adjusts to make the framerate consistent."
    What the fuck does that have to do with LAN? But I digress, yeah too old for this shit. I got to see the prime of Video Games, everything from here out is just a dirty cash-grab and I'm good on that.
  23. Zukyak liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in Scientists at Large Hadron Collider hope to make contact with PARALLEL UNIVERSE in days   
    I've always respectfully been of the opinion that if one were to stand on the moon and discharge a firearm, one would end up being the baddest motherfucker out.

  24. Zukyak liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in Scientists at Large Hadron Collider hope to make contact with PARALLEL UNIVERSE in days   
    I've always respectfully been of the opinion that if one were to stand on the moon and discharge a firearm, one would end up being the baddest motherfucker out.

  25. POQDavid liked a post in a topic by DeadHamster in Online attackers steal £20m from UK bank accounts   
    9394 tons