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Me and my SO.
Me. 

Me and my SO.
Me. 

Me and my SO.
Me. 

It actually happened this year. I was at a certain electronic music festival at an undisclosed location somewhere on the eastern half of the United States of America. It was was a warm and beautiful day and I was rolling on about 200mg of MDMA with a healthy second booster of 100mg of MDA, it was a glorious day and I was rubbing my semi flaccid penis on unsuspecting scantily dressed party girls. I couldn't really get my dick to function as it normally does because the drugs were redirecting my blood to other parts of my body, leaving my penis like a deflated children's decorative balloon you had no control over. Anyway, that's a separate story. I'm feeling the chills up and down my body about 30 minutes dipping the drug, and some godly missionary and starts massaging my scalp with one of those vibratory octopus massage thingies, I cum, mentally of course, as my penis is far away, like that girl in your dream you can never really seem to undress. Moving on, as I'm standing there, a strange fellow walks up next to me, wearing a neon tank top. I don't know why this man is wearing a tank top, he is hardly sporting a sporty figure. I can tell this man is happy though. His head is moving up and down, but strangely his tongue is sticking out as if he has absolutely no control over it. 
 
 "Are you okay?", I yell. 
 
 "Dude I took like 5 points of molly yo, I sweatin", He yells back to me. 
 
 "You dumb stupid fraternity cunt, did you at least gap them?", I respond. 
 
 "Nigguh u a pussy, nobody got ti-", he doesn't finish his sentence. He collapses. 
 
I think nothing of it, and continue having a good time because he's obviously just taking a breather. I hear him mutter something, but whatever man, I can feel the MDA kick in now. I dance some more, and I see paramedics arrive about 10 minutes later to carry him away. I think nothing of it. I dance for 4 more hours. I got laid that night. She was hot. Don't worry, I put a condom on my dick. It worked. 

:c

Yeah, turns out the dude died. I didn't really give a shit, I was more upset that I didn't get to attend the last day. It had some good acts. 
 
Fucker.

It actually happened this year. I was at a certain electronic music festival at an undisclosed location somewhere on the eastern half of the United States of America. It was was a warm and beautiful day and I was rolling on about 200mg of MDMA with a healthy second booster of 100mg of MDA, it was a glorious day and I was rubbing my semi flaccid penis on unsuspecting scantily dressed party girls. I couldn't really get my dick to function as it normally does because the drugs were redirecting my blood to other parts of my body, leaving my penis like a deflated children's decorative balloon you had no control over. Anyway, that's a separate story. I'm feeling the chills up and down my body about 30 minutes dipping the drug, and some godly missionary and starts massaging my scalp with one of those vibratory octopus massage thingies, I cum, mentally of course, as my penis is far away, like that girl in your dream you can never really seem to undress. Moving on, as I'm standing there, a strange fellow walks up next to me, wearing a neon tank top. I don't know why this man is wearing a tank top, he is hardly sporting a sporty figure. I can tell this man is happy though. His head is moving up and down, but strangely his tongue is sticking out as if he has absolutely no control over it. 
 
 "Are you okay?", I yell. 
 
 "Dude I took like 5 points of molly yo, I sweatin", He yells back to me. 
 
 "You dumb stupid fraternity cunt, did you at least gap them?", I respond. 
 
 "Nigguh u a pussy, nobody got ti-", he doesn't finish his sentence. He collapses. 
 
I think nothing of it, and continue having a good time because he's obviously just taking a breather. I hear him mutter something, but whatever man, I can feel the MDA kick in now. I dance some more, and I see paramedics arrive about 10 minutes later to carry him away. I think nothing of it. I dance for 4 more hours. I got laid that night. She was hot. Don't worry, I put a condom on my dick. It worked. 

Is it just me or does getting drunk take too much fucking work? It's like oh damn, 6th beer I'm only just getting buzzed (btw i hate beer). I like the vodka and the rums and the gins, but they also take too much work to handle on the rocks, like it burns man. Mixed drinks also take a bit longer. I should learn to drink like my heritage. 

Is it just me or does getting drunk take too much fucking work? It's like oh damn, 6th beer I'm only just getting buzzed (btw i hate beer). I like the vodka and the rums and the gins, but they also take too much work to handle on the rocks, like it burns man. Mixed drinks also take a bit longer. I should learn to drink like my heritage. 

Is it just me or does getting drunk take too much fucking work? It's like oh damn, 6th beer I'm only just getting buzzed (btw i hate beer). I like the vodka and the rums and the gins, but they also take too much work to handle on the rocks, like it burns man. Mixed drinks also take a bit longer. I should learn to drink like my heritage. 

mine was probably freshman year in college when i jumped right in downed 1/4th of a handle of ciroc vodka on spring weekend (party thing) at my school and then went to my computer science class. i puked all over the desk 50% through the class, a nasty watery puke that smelled like top shelf vodka.
i then drank more after throwing up

Me and a dawg

It actually has a good rating for a budget tablet.
Features:
It has 1024 pressure levels.
Amazing drawing space - 6" x 10" (Larger than Intuos medium)
Comes with extra bits (I only used 1 in my whole ownage of the board)
Programmable buttons
Selling it for $50, I bought it for $120
Comes with box + manuals + bits + Mac paper (button layout for mac) + PC paper (PC button layout)
The papers go under a film that you draw on.
Cons (according to an artist):
Drivers are annoying to set up. I can help if you wish.
Board is not heavy. It's light so I recommend you put some velcro under it and on your table.
If you do these things, the board EASILY outperforms the intuos3 series. It competes very well with Intuos4 quality as far as sensitivity etc.
MUCH BETTER than current Bamboo board because your working space is massive + you have same pressure levels.
Price etc:
$50 without shipping. I have no idea how much shipping is, but I'm sure it's not more than $6. I might even see if I can ship it for free. I'm not negotiating.

Selling this.
I'm sure you can google it.
Dented on the corners.
Works perfectly.
You can return it to me if it doesn't and I'll even pay for shipping.
Now this is where it gets fun:
MSRP: $299.99
The cheapest I was able to find one that was dented to my condition (or close to it) was $180.00
I'm going to give mine away at half the price: $150.00
The weight is a bit tasking. This isn't exactly light-weight stuff. I'm gonna charge $18.00 for shipping which I think is reasonable putting the final price at $168.00
This is a hell of a good price for this speaker. The software is 2.0 (newest), and the battery lasts about 17 hours with a single charge, know why? Because I shipped it to Jawbone and they replaced my battery so the battery in this thing is BRAND NEW.
You can read reviews of this thing, it's a fantastic speaker. It basically functions as my audo system for my Mac right now, and I'm an audiophile. Not an extreme WUBWUBWUB one, but one that appreciates good music, and good sound quality. This will deliver.
Buy it.

This is for the sale of the Creative Sound Blaster Live! 24-bit External
It's a tad oldish (2006 or 07 is when I bought it). It's not one of those products that just goes into remission like a graphics card though.
It provides good sound, and it's external. I used it for my surround sound system at home and it was EXCELLENT. I know this doesn't sound legit or anything, but it's a REALLY good external sound card.
Want to upgrade your integrated sound? Buy it.
I'm saying shipping is $8 for this. You can give me the price for this thing. I just want it out of my house.

Me and a dawg

That's not awful, that's just KIM JONG UN showing how disorganized he is at drawing Lewis structures.
Also, who taught you like dat man?

Me and a dawg

Woah, blow jobs with a condom must feel like sticking your dick in pudding. It won't sexually stimulate you, and now you have pudding all over your dick.
Seriously, no way. Fuuuck dat. I rather confirm I don't have an STI/D than wear a condom while getting a blow job.

Woah, blow jobs with a condom must feel like sticking your dick in pudding. It won't sexually stimulate you, and now you have pudding all over your dick.
Seriously, no way. Fuuuck dat. I rather confirm I don't have an STI/D than wear a condom while getting a blow job.

Fackin' kids these days. This is ridiculous. That condom should be be put on a penis before it goes down a throat.
SORRY I COULDN'T HELP IT
shame on me

Fackin' kids these days. This is ridiculous. That condom should be be put on a penis before it goes down a throat.
SORRY I COULDN'T HELP IT
shame on me

Fackin' kids these days. This is ridiculous. That condom should be be put on a penis before it goes down a throat.
SORRY I COULDN'T HELP IT
shame on me

Fackin' kids these days. This is ridiculous. That condom should be be put on a penis before it goes down a throat.
SORRY I COULDN'T HELP IT
shame on me

Fackin' kids these days. This is ridiculous. That condom should be be put on a penis before it goes down a throat.
SORRY I COULDN'T HELP IT
shame on me