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(SBB) Storm

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  1. There is currently a plane flying over Germany drawing a Christmas tree
  2. Fat acceptance in South Korea
  3. ikr. Eventually, after that whole charade, my legs were starting to feel weird, probably because the speed of me going back didn't correlate with the dynamic of my body anymore. Shit's tight yo, shit's unhealthy.
  4. I'm always big for Christmas, big bunch because of the high concentration of cinnamon in all the buns Ü
  5. Yesterday, I went to the nearest big christmas market to stuff myself with schoggi Ü. Since there're so many people there, it should be expected for everyone to keep a nice and fluid walking traffic going. But that's where you're wrong! The whole place is strolling at a snail's pace or you just stop in the middle of the way to then be greeted by a group of five who stand next to each other. A loving couple, who are stupidly looking at each other's sparkling eyes and don't realise that there're about a hundred people that want to go through, to which they'd just react confused when someone mutters "excuse me" quietly to just hush inbetween them. Don't look so appaled! And then there's the group of over 50 y. women, who instead of drinking their usual sparkling wine on a table, are now serving themselves mulled wine one litre after the other. Oh Truddi, can I have seconds please? hihi. Sure, Hildchen! höhö. Wild geese are boozing themselves the whole day. Come on, you tanks of spiritouse, get yourselves in position on the wider front so that no one can go through! Of course, there's always going to be those dumb eyes looking at you when you want to go through. Huh? You mean we're not alone in this world? Hildchen, can you understand this? SHUT UP HILDCHEN, LET ME THROUGH FUCKING SHITS. How can anyone just be so abruptly slow? What's going on in these people's thought processes? Is their hippocampus so dense, that there's no more space to think anymore? Or are they just egoists? Or maybe both? Anyways, now it's time to take the main walking area, Wilhelmstraße, really really wide. But of course another group of women, this time with Lisa (19), fresh outta Twerk & Travel from Australia, has to block everything in the path. Sure, it's necessary to stand next to each other when you go with seven women. Other people? What are these "other people"? Excuse me, may I go through? - Also replied with dumb fish eyes at me. THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS. Other people also have lives and want to move forward, you're not alone in this damn world! I wish every one of you fucking fellators that you smash your pinky toe at a rusty, wooden table every morning so that you finally have an excuse to walk like disabled people all the time. GO TO THE SIDES YOU GOD FORGIVEN RUINS OF WW2, DON'T STAY DEAD ON THE WAY AND DON'T STAY NEXT TO EACH OTHER LIKE YOU'RE THE DUMBEST FLOCK OF DUCKS MANKIND'S EVER SEEN. Thank you for reading.
  6. Snow has returned to declare war on me
  7. In Germany, that's super common with trainees who work for free. They know barely the damnedest about the place they work for, but will be the first ones to ask a customer if they need help, only to redirect everything else to someone who gets paid there with the most half-sober request in "hey, there's someone that needs you!". And all for the low low price of job experience.
  8. I missed getting rekt on 400+ ping servers vs. aussies.
  9. Alright, I may have placed "[RANT]" in there, but I'ma use as little profanity as I can. So I just went to a big mall today and three of my cousin's kids all have iPhone 6s, one having the 6+, all for three years. I've been hearing from them how fucking unusable they are after some recent updates. So I went to an Apple Store because I... are you ready for this? THAT'S A PRETTY SPENDY DAY, RIGHT? So I walked in there, being greeted by the smell of semen as they love it in every Apple Store, as one employee came up to me and asked: "Can I help you?" I said: "Yes! I'd like to get 3 iPhone Xs please" and she asked: "3 of them? Today?", I was like: "Yeah!" and she was: "Alright, well stand right here, I'll put you in the queue." So basically stand right next to this Apple TV. I stood next to this fucking Apple TV for 30 minutes and people were coming in and they were getting helped while I was still standing next to this stupid Apple TV. So finally, I go to this other lady and I'm like: "Can I see where I am in line?" and she goes: "Oh, it looks like you're not in the queue. I'll make sure you go next." So it's been another half an hour I've been standing around and finally, some guy comes up to me and goes: "How can I help you?" I said the same I said to the first lady, trying to buy 3 iPhone Xs and keep in mind: There're desks, FULL of iPhones. Like, have you been to an Apple Store? There's like rows and rows of iPhones so you could check them all out to see which one you want. But the dude told me that you can only get the iPhone X online. Okay, so first off. Why do you have all these phones here if I can't buy it in the store? That's number 1. Number 2, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME AN HOUR AGO THAT I COULDN'T GET THE IPHONE X HERE, INSTEAD YOU MADE ME STAND IN LINE TO ONLY BE TOLD I CAN'T GET IT IN THE STORE. I walked out. Went to another Apple Store and got them.
  10. It's that time of the year in Germany again.
  11. Glad she stood up to make her own choices! ... Now I hope she'll make the right ones next time
  12. New online translator “more powerful than Google” https://www.deepl.com/translator
  13. Exactly! The true scientists of today know that results are reproducible!