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About ItchyPineapple

  • Birthday 08/29/1991

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  1. I've lived in two countries and six states, soon to be seven, throughout my life. Generally people think I was a military brat, but it was mainly due to the parental units' divorce that caused us to go all over the place. I've never lived in a place longer than six years and it used to bug me, but now I'm okay with it. At the moment, I'm in Montréal and have been for a year for grad school, but in a couple weeks I'm moving back to the U.S. Again, it's due to reasons beyond my control, but hey. I've learned to like going from place to place. I've also downsized all of my possessions exponentially throughout my life. However, I accumulate more possessions very rapidly, so it doesn't make much of a difference by the time I need to move again.
  2. Some boyfriend of mine or something, I think, introduced me to the forum.
  3. That isn't even my final form.
  4. ....Maaaaybe. I feel so speshul that everyone is still welcoming me. I'd bake y'all a pie, but I burn cereal just by looking at it.
  5. This is generally how I look at people.
  6. I just bought a twelve pack of orange Sunkist, five Matador beef sticks, and a bag of sour cream and onion Ruffles from my dorm's convenience store. It's been one of those days.
  7. You are the most amazing organism to ever inhabit the earth. Thank you SOOOO much! I would rain cookies upon you if I could.
  8. Hello, you wonderful, smart people. I am in university. I am a French major who is in an introductory Computer Science course. This course is hard. I've got a lab due at midnight (because procrastination) in which I am supposed to use classes to model complex numbers. 1) I hate math and imaginary things, 2) I reeeally need to pay more attention in class. I would REEEALLY appreciate any help anyone could give me, whether it's some clue about how to get started, the exact coding I should use, just anything you might find useful. Maybe just even some clarification about how Classes work since my professor doesn't explain things well? I'll pay you in... uhh.... appreciation? Here are the instructions I've been given: It's probably a lot easier than I'm making it out to be, but at this point I'm ready to jump off a bridge. Thanks sooo much to anyone who can help.
  9. The Sims 3. Hardcore, people. Takin' away pool ladders 'n' shit, lightin' all these bitches on fire. despite the fact that taking pool ladders away doesn't kill the bastards anymore.
  10. I understand your sentiment. It's always amusing when people learn I speak French so they say, "HAHAHA, the French are pussies! White flag! HURRHURRHURR!!" 1) most people don't know in which war they surrendered. 2) not French, so don't care.
  11. Thanks, people. Y'all sure do know how to make a girl welcome 'n' all that whatnot.
  12. Yo. I'm ItchyPineapple, although my full name is Itchy Pineapple of the Reset Apollo. I'm 22, female, genius, playboy, billionaire philanthropist. Also I speak French and Simlish fluently. So, um, yeah. Hi, bonjour, snooboo.