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  1. Kavawuvi

    Got a new microphone. Here's a minute of me messing with it. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/30298900/microphone.mp3

    1. Sceny

      Sceny

      :l

    2. Floofies

      Floofies

      That left me squirming in ecstasy. Beautiful voice.

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Aww, thanks a lot, Mars. :)

  2. Kavawuvi

    This is a secret message. Do not tell anyone.

    1. SnipeYa

      SnipeYa

      Tweeted it out soz bout dat...

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      MY PRECIOUS SECRET

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  3. Kavawuvi

    I am NOT a moose.

    1. NeX

      NeX

      A Møøse once bit my sister ...

    2. NeX

      NeX

      No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse

      with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given

      her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and

      star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo

      Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst

      Nordfink".

    3. Anthony

      Anthony

      that was a great movie.

  4. Kavawuvi

    I've got a killer headache. Going to go to bed...

    1. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Well, it's not killer, I guess... I hope not.

  5. Kavawuvi

    3.0 posts per day! YAY!

    1. Ryx

      Ryx

      my dick is much bigger than youuuuuuuuuuurs

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      And you would be the only one on the forum who wants to know about my dick size.

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Frankly, I kind of want to know it, too. I'm so fat, I haven't seen it in years. :/

  6. Kavawuvi

    My brain is has lots of information, but I'd say over half of it is best not discussed outside of the brain, and not because it's secret.

    1. swamp

      swamp

      Is it because you've figured out how to memorize all the porn you've watched?

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Porn is like music. With music, you remember what a song sounds like, yet you want to play it back again.

  7. Kavawuvi

    I saw my younger brother watch the TV show, My Little Pony. I have one question to ask... WHICH PONY IS YOUR LITTLE PONY? GAH

    1. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Umm... what?

    2. Skeezix the Cat

      Skeezix the Cat

      Applejack is a cunt

    3. Solaris

      Solaris

      ^0/10

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  8. Kavawuvi

    Snowshoe rabbits don't wear shoes.

    1. icstars2

      icstars2

      What if you put snowshoes on a snowshoe rabbit?

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      It explodes.

  9. Kavawuvi

    I am not a cotton headed ninny muggins

    1. Skeezix the Cat

      Skeezix the Cat

      No, you're a cracker ass honky.

  10. Kavawuvi

    What is 002?

    1. Anthony

      Anthony

      the number of sane people registered on this forum.

    2. Ryx

      Ryx

      Why?

  11. Kavawuvi

    TWO POSTS PER DAY! YES! I WON!

    1. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      I'm simply dividing my posts by the number of days I've been here.

    2. icstars2

      icstars2

      2.4 here, been around for 627 days.

    3. WaeV

      WaeV

      3.16! That's almost pi <.<

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  12. Kavawuvi

    I am a serial killer for Halloween. I look like everyone else.

  13. Kavawuvi

    1.9 posts per day! Only 14 more posts now until 2.0 posts per day! Whoo!

    1. Ryx

      Ryx

      slow down there speed racer

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      I'm not racing, though :/

  14. Kavawuvi

    1.8 posts per day! I'm getting so very close to 2 posts per day.

  15. Kavawuvi

    1.7 posts per day! I'm almost active, yay!

  16. Kavawuvi

    Bring a trash bag, this might make you motion sick -

    1. Floofies

      Floofies

      Oh god, I'd puke right away.

    2. Solaris

      Solaris

      CRYSTAL WEED INJECTION

    3. TCK

      TCK

      That's pretty funny. Feels like a dream.

  17. Kavawuvi
    http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12283-Magical-Unicorn-Mask/dp/B0070QMUFA Read the reviews
    1. Ryx

      Ryx

      http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12027-Horse-Head-Mask/dp/B003G4IM4S
    2. WaeV

      WaeV

      Tuscan Whole Milk http://www.amazon.com/review/RXXPVOUH9NLL3/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#RXXPVOUH9NLL3

  18. Kavawuvi

    1.6 posts per day! Yes!

  19. Kavawuvi

    Pokemon Y... Set battle style to "Set", picked the grass starter, almost always only used Beedrill... still too easy.

  20. Kavawuvi

    1.5 posts per day! I am very famous. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/30298900/famous.png

    1. Anthony

      Anthony

      yes, spambots everywhere wish they were you.

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Spambots that post relevant information should be invented.

  21. Kavawuvi

    1.4 posts per day, even though I'm technically making 14 posts per day.

  22. Kavawuvi

    1.3 posts per day. Whoo! I'm climbing up and up.

  23. Kavawuvi

    My house is being invaded by bugs. I've seen an earwig, a ladybug, a few box elder bugs, and even a small centipede.

    1. Takka

      Takka

      good breakfast

  24. Kavawuvi

    I am a grown man who lives in my mother's basement... and bought Pokemon Y.

    1. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      And I go to college.

    2. Modzy

      Modzy

      okay grown man

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      I am a manly man

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  25. Kavawuvi

    "We are testing the P.A. system at this time. This is only a test. If you are unable to hear this message, notify the office."

    1. WaeV

      WaeV

      Okay, time for attendance! Raise your hand if you're not present.