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Kavawuvi

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  1. For some reason, I can't find any HTTP 404 jokes. :/

  2. Glass is solid at room temperature.

    1. TCK

      TCK

      One time I accidentally cooled my glass to absolute zero. It's 0K now though.

    2. Skeezix the Cat

      Skeezix the Cat

      guys. what if liquids are just really fast flowing solids?

  3. Going to get a new ISP. Hopefully it won't suck as much... http://www.speedtest.net/result/2851692982.png

    1. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      My internet connection is so slow, my upload is almost faster.

      Apparently 85% of the US kills me on down speed.

    2. Solaris
    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      I've used faster... You're supposed to be talking about how SLOW my internet is, not how fast yours is. Noob.

      http://www.speedtest.net/result/2587412289.png

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  4. Going to make an avatar. Maybe it'll be my minecraft skin, which is the only creative thing I've ever made. I'll even make it a sunset so I can have an excuse to make everything dark and hard to look at, so I can have big room for error. Who the hell even looks at these things?

    1. Takka

      Takka

      lol it looks great dude, I can't see shit

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      The bigger image is easier to look at. Maybe I'll try brightening up the character...

  5. Gonna be a whole 5°F (3°C) hotter where I live in Minnesota than in Honolulu, Hawaii.

  6. Google says it's sunny in my town, when it's thunderstorming.

    1. Skeezix the Cat

      Skeezix the Cat

      you're drunk, google. go home

  7. Got a new microphone. Here's a minute of me messing with it. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/30298900/microphone.mp3

    1. Sceny
    2. Floofies

      Floofies

      That left me squirming in ecstasy. Beautiful voice.

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Aww, thanks a lot, Mars. :)

  8. Halo will not accept cache files where the header says its filesize is greater than exactly 384MiB (~402MB on OS X or Linux). The limit is easy to remove, though, and I have written a plugin on HaloMD to remove this limit.

    1. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Actually, SP maps suffer the same limits. If you try to load a map that exceeds 384MiB, Halo may crash.

    2. TCK

      TCK

      I could have sworn I've seen SP maps compile fine upwards of 500MB.

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Example of a map?

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  9. Happy 101st birthday, Pepsi!

  10. How do I know that my member title is shown beside posts I make? What if it only shows for certain people, but not everyone?

    1. tarikja
    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      But how do we know this status is really a status?

    3. tarikja
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  11. I am a grown man who lives in my mother's basement... and bought Pokemon Y.

  12. I am a serial killer for Halloween. I look like everyone else.

  13. I am currently working on a map de-internalizer for Halo PC. It deletes internalized data if it's found in bitmaps.map/sounds.map and is unmodified.

    1. NeX

      NeX

      "About"

      But it stills proves my point :P

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      You were 13 million bytes off.

    3. NeX

      NeX

      "I can do math"

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  14. I am not a cotton headed ninny muggins

    1. Skeezix the Cat

      Skeezix the Cat

      No, you're a cracker ass honky.

  15. I am NOT a moose.

    1. NeX

      NeX

      A Møøse once bit my sister ...

    2. NeX

      NeX

      No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse

      with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given

      her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and

      star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo

      Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst

      Nordfink".

    3. Anthony

      Anthony

      that was a great movie.

  16. I came here to dislike this video

    1. Anthony

      Anthony

      I dislike when my isp breaks things and it's beyond my control to fix. Also corn tortillas. those things are an abomination.

    2. Sceny

      Sceny

      how to dislike?

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Click the Like button, then click Unlike.

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  17. I can't see my eyes.

    1. NeX

      NeX

      how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

    1. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      It's Phoenix 3. The + convention is because Eschaton is too lazy to add a number.

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      All right, added tag class names. Four letter classes make my eyes hurt.

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      When I get a functional program, I'll make a WIP topic for it.

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  18. I don't think I've ever said this before.

    1. Sceny

      Sceny

      Said what?

    2. Pfhunkie

      Pfhunkie

      He's trying to say he loves you, Sceny...

    3. ShikuTeshi

      ShikuTeshi

      Will 002's love be rejected!? Find out next time on... OpenCarnage XXXZ

  19. I feel like everyone has a general thread in the modding section.

  20. I found some canned soup that expired over a year ago. Might as well put it out of its misery.

    1. WaeV

      WaeV

      Canned soup never goes bad. That's why they call it a "can", not a "can't".

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      The taste can get worse, but it's condensed soup, so I'd imagine it'll take a few years before the taste is noticeably weaker.

  21. I found this big centipede in my basement. I poked it, and watched it scurry under one of the walls.

    1. Weps

      Weps

      It fled, to assemble an army. War is on the horizon.

    2. Pra3tor1an

      Pra3tor1an

      Nothing more furious than a semi blinded centipede...plotting your death it is...

  22. I had a dream last night where Jedi used folding chairs instead of lightsabers. It ended with an epic battle between a sith lord and me, as our folding chairs clashed.

    1. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      No. I didn't win, either. My brother woke me up.

    2. WaeV
    3. Risk

      Risk

      Macho Man Randy Sithage

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  23. I hate the GTS. All I want is a Chimchar. I should not have to trade a level 1 Mewtwo to get one.

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    2. Sceny

      Sceny

      If they create another gen like gen 5, then there will never be a gen 35, let alone gen 47.

    3. Risk

      Risk

      PokeMMOn when?

    4. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Gen 6 is a lot better gen than Gen 5. Gen 6 is also the only generation right now that has online multiplayer, since Nintendo shut down the "Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection" service.

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