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  1. Kavawuvi

    I found this big centipede in my basement. I poked it, and watched it scurry under one of the walls.

    1. Weps

      Weps

      It fled, to assemble an army. War is on the horizon.

    2. Pra3tor1an

      Pra3tor1an

      Nothing more furious than a semi blinded centipede...plotting your death it is...

  2. Kavawuvi

    I don't think I've ever said this before.

    1. Sceny

      Sceny

      Said what?

    2. Pfhunkie

      Pfhunkie

      He's trying to say he loves you, Sceny...

    3. ShikuTeshi

      ShikuTeshi

      Will 002's love be rejected!? Find out next time on... OpenCarnage XXXZ

  3. Kavawuvi

    This status update is the best status update ever made in the history of status updates.

    1. Pfhunkie

      Pfhunkie

      I concur

    2. Takka

      Takka

      I conquer.

    3. Solaris

      Solaris

      I quonqer.

  4. Kavawuvi

    My server is ranked first on GameTracker? http://www.gametracker.com/server_info/23.92.54.3:2309/

    1. Sceny

      Sceny

      Has been for a while now :P

    2. Pra3tor1an

      Pra3tor1an

      People play halo still??? :P

  5. Kavawuvi

    Second Friday the 13th this year, just one month after the last one. November 13th is next.

  6. Kavawuvi

    Oh wow. Some guy caught a 280 pound catfish with a fishing rod. http://www.weather.com/sports-recreation/fishing/news/record-catfish-caught-italy

  7. Kavawuvi
    http://protonnebula.com/misc-files/vids/corrupt.mp4
  8. Kavawuvi

    So I saw some SmG servers were online. I tried to shut them down, but none of their servers would accept my rcon password. Can someone help me?

    1. Sceny

      Sceny

      I hear the password is gMs.

    2. Krazychic

      Krazychic

      15/16 seeeeeederssssssss, makes for an awesome game!

  9. Kavawuvi

    IGN can't count past 10. That's why their reviews have to have decimal points.

    1. Skeezix the Cat

      Skeezix the Cat

      I wanted to make a valve joke but I'd be repeating myself like IGN's call of duty reviews.

      Oh.

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Half-Life 9.8/10 confirmed

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Technically, it's not even 1.

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  10. Kavawuvi

    All hail the great flag. http://protonnebula.com/misc-files/vids/greatflag.mp4

  11. Kavawuvi

    The sun is like a lightbulb. It might burn you if you touch it.

    1. Solaris

      Solaris

      ^I think that would have more power if you said, "My dick is like an airplane. She came so hard she fell like the twin towers."

    2. Krazychic

      Krazychic

      But a light bulb is merely a dark sucker!

    3. Skeezix the Cat

      Skeezix the Cat

      funny you should say that, Tails...

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  12. Kavawuvi

    Today I made my first post in halomaps.org, only for sparky to come in and take a dump almost immediately.

    1. Risk

      Risk

      This guy again?

    2. Solaris

      Solaris

      christ, this is edgy

    3. Solaris

      Solaris

      sparky i mean

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  13. Kavawuvi

    Flare now works on both Halo CE and Halo PC. All gametypes will work on both games.

  14. Kavawuvi

    Enjin is a slow piece of shit, and anyone who uses it for hosting websites is wrong.

    1. Anthony

      Anthony

      I also agree.

    2. swamp

      swamp

      Enjin has been a joke since the beginning. The only reason it's popular is because of the mass amounts of kids running Minecraft servers that don't know how to set up a website.

    3. reaply

      reaply

      www.x10hosting.com

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  15. Kavawuvi

    I am currently working on a map de-internalizer for Halo PC. It deletes internalized data if it's found in bitmaps.map/sounds.map and is unmodified.

    1. NeX

      NeX

      "About"

      But it stills proves my point :P

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      You were 13 million bytes off.

    3. NeX

      NeX

      "I can do math"

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  16. Kavawuvi

    And now to inflate my ego.

  17. Kavawuvi

    test 5, by no one

  18. Kavawuvi

    I hate the GTS. All I want is a Chimchar. I should not have to trade a level 1 Mewtwo to get one.

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    2. Sceny

      Sceny

      If they create another gen like gen 5, then there will never be a gen 35, let alone gen 47.

    3. Risk

      Risk

      PokeMMOn when?

    4. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Gen 6 is a lot better gen than Gen 5. Gen 6 is also the only generation right now that has online multiplayer, since Nintendo shut down the "Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection" service.

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  19. Kavawuvi

    It's good to be the king.

    1. Pandora

      Pandora

      Your competency has been well maintained, congrats 002 <3

    2. Tiamat

      Tiamat

      No tax without representation!

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      15% funny picture tax

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  20. Kavawuvi

    I sometimes have to tunnel through my raspberry pi at home to get a decent connection at college. :|

  21. Kavawuvi

    Final stretch. Just 100 more posts until my first ribbon.

    1. Ryx

      Ryx

      urcraycray

  22. Kavawuvi

    Setting my upload packet loss to 25% makes me warp enough to win CTF games in Halo without taking any damage at all. It's so funny.

    1. Badga666

      Badga666

      And lag you in TS so bad you're incomprehensible

  23. Kavawuvi

    I'm nearing the finish line for my bronze ribbon. The next 200 post are going to be just as hard as the previous 200 posts.

    1. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      I wish I had the sanity to maintain 20 posts per day...

    2. NeX

      NeX

      tucker

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Tucker933 has only 6.9 posts per day.

  24. Kavawuvi

    between Monday and Wednesday is a Friday

    1. Floofies

      Floofies

      How?

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Monday comes after Tuesday

  25. Kavawuvi

    Glass is solid at room temperature.

    1. TCK

      TCK

      One time I accidentally cooled my glass to absolute zero. It's 0K now though.

    2. Skeezix the Cat

      Skeezix the Cat

      guys. what if liquids are just really fast flowing solids?