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Kavawuvi

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  1. "Make like a tree and leave"? Trees can't leave.

    1. Skeezix the Cat

      Skeezix the Cat

      How about you make like a tree and get outta here?

    2. WaeV

      WaeV

      Make like a red-black tree and keep yourself balanced.

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      What if I made like a tree and photosynthesis?

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  2. The rainbow is back.

  3. I've slept every night for the past year with the ceiling fan on. For the past month, I've also slept with a fan blowing in my face. Apparently people think fan death is a thing.

    1. tarikja

      tarikja

      Well, technically you could asphyxiate through carbon dioxide if the fan would run on a combustion engine but I never heard of such a fan.

      Also, it is probably pretty hard to get some sleep since a combustion engine isn't known to be quiet.^^

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      With a combustion engine, it would probably kill everyone else in the house through carbon monoxide poisoning.

    3. tarikja

      tarikja

      But the air circulation would be beyond comparison!!!

      Just imagine revving your turbocharged V10 fan. And when you put it in fifth gear it blows away your entire house and everything that's behind it!

      At that point you might as well upgrade to a turboprop or a jet engine for that extra bit of 'air circulation'.

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  4. I'm so hungry, I could eat an my boy.

    1. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      If you don't hear from me in a month, send... dinner.

    2. Pra3tor1an
    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      I'll take the the Triforce of dinner to spaghetti.

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  5. I hate it when I go to a forum, and a couple people will

    all of their posts' content.

    1. Skeezix the Cat

      Skeezix the Cat

      MY favorite thing is when jackoffs sign their posts with their username. IT'S RIGHT BY THE POST YOU FOOL.

      -Skeez

    2. Kavawuvi
    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      I should sign all of my Google searches with my name.

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  6. How do I know that my member title is shown beside posts I make? What if it only shows for certain people, but not everyone?

    1. tarikja
    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      But how do we know this status is really a status?

    3. tarikja
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  7. I will only type this status once. I could re-type this, but then it wouldn't be the same status.

    1. Skeezix the Cat

      Skeezix the Cat

      *does not compute*

    2. tarikja

      tarikja

      Theseus would like to have his status back.

  8. I'm returning home on Friday. That means more work on syncing bipeds.

  9. DiGiorno should change their phrase to: "It's not delivery. It's worse."

  10. Gonna be a whole 5°F (3°C) hotter where I live in Minnesota than in Honolulu, Hawaii.

  11. It's kind of annoying when someone joins the site, pms me a question about SAPP, adds me as a friend, and then leaves and never comes back.

    1. Samuco

      Samuco

      and then you can't even reply to their message

    2. Krazychic

      Krazychic

      How rude!!

  12. I need to quit staying up until 7 AM. Ugh.

    1. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      The status was made at 9:33 PM in PST.

    2. Daywu

      Daywu

      i wouldnt care

    3. Kavawuvi
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  13. My life has improved thanks to the death of Xfire.

    1. tarikja

      tarikja

      I already miss it ;_;

    2. Pra3tor1an

      Pra3tor1an

      I'm still going to use it for my in game clock :P

    3. Sceny
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  14. Xfire has come back to haunt me.

    1. Pra3tor1an

      Pra3tor1an

      Longest death EVER.

    2. tarikja

      tarikja

      New broadcast: "We announced the closure date to be June 12th, but that was for the webservers. The Xfire client services will be terminated at any day or time in the very near future."

  15. Xfire is now dead.

    1. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    2. Pra3tor1an

      Pra3tor1an

      I'm on it now.

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      I know. :,(

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  16. The servers are online and joinable when they appear offline here. We'll hopefully get answers. Remember that the TS3 server is at ts.opencarnage.net.

  17. YES! Xfire is finally going away for good!

    1. Solaris

      Solaris

      It was a good platform before MTV dug their hands into it, but im not going to miss it. Steam provides the same functionality and does the social thing a lot better imo.

    2. Pfhunkie

      Pfhunkie

      I've been doing the old trick where you set your status to a link that changes their status in memory of Xfire.

    3. Vuthakral

      Vuthakral

      ^ rofl I remember those

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  18. Google says it's sunny in my town, when it's thunderstorming.

    1. Skeezix the Cat

      Skeezix the Cat

      you're drunk, google. go home

  19. Vanilla is the best flavor of ice cream.

    1. DiSiAC

      DiSiAC

      I prefer my toilet paper to work, not be a fashion accessory.

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Aluminum does not make good toilet paper.

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Plus it's expensive.

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  20. Windows 8 said, "Your battery is very low. Plug in your PC now." I said, "No." I will not give in to the man.

    1. Pra3tor1an
    2. Sceny

      Sceny

      If you really want to fight the man, buy a Mac.

    3. Pfhunkie

      Pfhunkie

      Yeah! Fuck WaeV!

  21. I can't see my eyes.

    1. NeX

      NeX

      how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

  22. Xfire is a horrible piece of software that should have died in 2008. It continues to live on like herpes.

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    2. NeX

      NeX

      Yup. I like that you can integrate halo into steam to some extent, but you can't join others games and such which is unfortunate.

    3. WaeV

      WaeV

      What sort of Steam integration do you get at all?

    4. NeX

      NeX

      Just the basic hooks, like launching the game and such. Don't remember if the in-game overlay worked

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  23. 1=2

    1. DeadHamster

      DeadHamster

      old news. Women= All Evil as well.

      Time=Money

      Women= Money (Time)

      Women= Money^2

      Money= √ (All Evil)

      Money^2= All Evil

      Women= All Evil

  24. Whoo! Status liking!

    1. Anthony

      Anthony

      your avatar now pisses me off... not sure why.

    2. Anthony

      Anthony

      that was for 002 not you legion

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      If you pay me $100, I'll change it to a picture of me wearing a wig.

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