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Kavawuvi

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  1. For some reason, I can't find any HTTP 404 jokes. :/

  2. A UDP packet walks into a

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    2. WaeV
    3. WaeV

      WaeV

      I think HTTP 203 jokes are funny but what would I know?

    4. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Well... I was going to tell an IPv4 joke, but there aren't any left.

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  3. There are two types of Windows 10 for consumers: Windows 10 Home (pain now) and Windows 10 Pro (pain later). When it's time to update, do you want pain now or later? Only Linux can truly relieve pain.

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    2. WaeV

      WaeV

      PC as a console, Linux as a desktop?

    3. WaeV

      WaeV

      =GG=DLBon: Windows 10 Server isn't released yet...

    4. =GG=DLBon

      =GG=DLBon

      I know that WaeV, im using the full windows version (Windows 10 Pro) on the server.

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  4. I found some canned soup that expired over a year ago. Might as well put it out of its misery.

    1. WaeV

      WaeV

      Canned soup never goes bad. That's why they call it a "can", not a "can't".

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      The taste can get worse, but it's condensed soup, so I'd imagine it'll take a few years before the taste is noticeably weaker.

  5. Would it be bad if I fixed the alphabetical order of the Halo server lobby?

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    2. NeX

      NeX

      Then you'd just see 100 servers named AAAAAAAAAA

    3. Pfhunkie

      Pfhunkie

      Then all you'd have to do is make it so that it looks at the first letter then the next letter that's different. When you do that, it'll be 0123456789ABCDEFG which will be hilarious

    4. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      At least those 100 servers will have an actual name.

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  6. Any time I see a map with a HUD from a later Halo game, I delete it. I know it's hard to have an imagination, but please try harder.

    1. Tiamat

      Tiamat

      So I'm not the only one who just finds the amateur impersonations of H3ODST or Halo 4 HUDs merely annoying instead of interesting.

  7. This book is an actual thing. http://i.imgur.com/dyvkYWU.jpg

    1. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      Wow, those jokes are absolutely dreadful.

    2. Vuthakral

      Vuthakral

      What happened to the Kvasir when kv didn't laugh? Kv was destroyed!

    3. Solaris

      Solaris

      Holy shit these are bad. The fact they even spent money to print this garbage is amusing.

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  8. Anyone who wants my Flare Gametype Editor application can also get it at http://halo-flare.opencarnage.net/

  9. Just a few more months left until you can no longer update to Windows 10 for free. Maybe then the icon in Windows 7/8 will go away?

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    2. giraffe

      giraffe

      I do have IE 11, but I don't use it.

    3. tarikja

      tarikja

      I don't have that icon anymore since I deleted that GWX folder!

      Updates still work normally :P

    4. AlissArcana

      AlissArcana

      GWX be gone!

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  10. Ugh. Object limit in settlements :(

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    2. Risk

      Risk

      Playing a Bethesda game without mods should make you feel dirtier, you slut.

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Playing a Bethesda game makes me feel dirty regardless of how I'm playing it.

    4. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Stay out of my pants.

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  11. I successfully wrote a TCP server and client in a SAPP script. Yay for inter-server communication :D

    1. Takka

      Takka

      Awesome. Whatcha going to use it for?

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Well there are several uses I could think of. My idea was to allow groups of servers to sync admins and banlists from one master server.

      Sparky also wanted to combine servers to "extend" the player limit. I'm unsure how he could do it, but power to him I guess?

  12. -20ºF this morning. What a normal winter!

    1. WaeV

      WaeV

      Haha, what state are you in? Used to drop that low in Maine for about 2 or 3 weeks per year.

    2. Kavawuvi
    3. Krazychic

      Krazychic

      Love it!!! More than happy to send the heat to you.

  13. Someone should definitely make a Fallout 4 review.

    1. Tiamat

      Tiamat

      I'll do it when I finish the game.

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Did you finish it yet?

  14. Nobody ever listens to CarnageBot :(

    1. WaeV

      WaeV

      Dude uses way too much profanity :P

  15. Almost got ran over last night. Some moron decided he couldn't wait long enough, so he turned into the crosswalk as I was almost a third of the way across it.

    1. Caesar

      Caesar

      I've been hit by a car twice, once at full speed. You get used to it.

    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Or you can die.

    3. tarikja

      tarikja

      He turned into the crosswalk?

      You mean you met the T-1000 and lived? :o

  16. So I heard Halo 5's campaign is bad...

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    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      At least Halo 2's story made sense. :/

    3. Pfhunkie

      Pfhunkie

      Halo 5's made sense to me. Then again, you have to be up on the books to really get most of it. When Halo 2 launched, if you hadn't read the books, a hell of a lot of it was confusing/new story wise to most people. In CE, all you knew was the Master Chief kicks ass, the Covenant were bad, the Flood were bad, and the Halo ring goes boom on a galactic scale.

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  17. I came here to dislike this video

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    2. Anthony

      Anthony

      I dislike when my isp breaks things and it's beyond my control to fix. Also corn tortillas. those things are an abomination.

    3. Sceny

      Sceny

      how to dislike?

    4. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Click the Like button, then click Unlike.

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  18. Does every question on Yahoo! answers have a "This Site Might Help You." response? It's not very helpful. :|

    1. tarikja

      tarikja

      Idk. Have you tried asking Yahoo that question? I heard it might help you!

    2. Pfhunkie

      Pfhunkie

      That's why I've always hated people who reply with lmgtfy or just commenting "This isn't Google!" Where do you think those results come from? People asking questions and answering them on bloody forums. In fact, by doing that, you're hurting the forum you're commenting on.

  19. so the reason why on Halo PC we never actually see 7 bars of health on dedicated servers is due to the netcode

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    2. swamp

      swamp

      Because the editing kit was inferior, and the port was worse than terrible.

    3. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      Shame that they ruined a good game like Halo 2 just to get a few more people to buy Windows Vista.

    4. TCK

      TCK

      I tried doing something in H2. So much shit is locked out, and apparently if you press too hard to do things you're "not supposed to do" then it'll shut you out and close. Or maybe it crashed; but it felt intentional.

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  20. I saw a guy who said he was making $1500+ a day in a video. I would think with that much money, you could buy a better webcam. Good webcams aren't that expensive.

  21. Live map of the Phoenix 3 server: http://protonnebula.com/livemap/index.html

    1. ShikuTeshi

      ShikuTeshi

      That's pretty cool.

    2. Krazychic

      Krazychic

      Saw this yesterday, pmsl at the players using the teleports.

  22. Red colored goldfish crackers seem to have a slightly different taste.

    1. Risk

      Risk

      Eat some Kibbles and Bits and tell me if the red pieces taste different too.

    2. Kavawuvi
  23. I never click on "Open Carnage" to go to the front page. I actually click on the grey bar below it.

  24. 31 is a number

    1. Kavawuvi
    2. Kavawuvi

      Kavawuvi

      31 does not look like a string to me.

    3. Skeezix the Cat

      Skeezix the Cat

      WaeV, are you drunk again? See, 002's link is of a string, not a 31. Silly!

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